Friday, April 17, 2020
21+ $5 ADV // DOS
Formed by six nerdy Nineties kids who grew up to be bitchin’ musicians, LAZER DAD is a heat-seeking missile of fun that’ll blast you out of your seat and onto the dance floor. Together, they bring to life the deep cuts and hottest hits that defined a decade; from the grunge stylings of Nirvana to the pop appeal of Third Eye Blind, to the funk metal fury of Rage Against the Machine and all the hip-hop from East coast to West, LAZER DAD is guaranteed to make you stand up and shout, “oh, hot damn, this is my jam!”
Put your Tamagotchi to bed, frost your tips, slap on a neon windbreaker and get ready to spend a night in the Nineties with LAZER DAD!
P1: ANDY – Often referred to as “the cool Dad,” his mighty guitar was forged in the fires of Lars Ulrich’s private, underground volcano. He is friend to horses and enemy to squares worldwide.
P2: AXEL – the sultry grooves of “the smooth Dad” can melt the Parental Advisory stickers right off your favorite album and bump your curfew to midnight (you’re gonna need it).
P3: TANNER – “the bad Dad” isn’t just his nickname; it’s his way of life. He’s been living la vida loca since the days when Biggie was just small(s) and Beanie Babies had legitimate value.
P4: ALEX – frozen in a block of ice since 1992, “the weird Dad” runs on Blues Traveler cassettes and Hi-C Ecto Cooler, and is currently wanted by the U.S. government for experimental testing.
P5: DANTE – if Seinfeld was a show about nothing, then “the mystery Dad” is a man about everything. Does that even make sense? Who can tell; the man’s just that mysterious.
P6: ERICK – he isn’t called “the electric Dad” because he stuck a fork in an outlet. This musical madman generates lightning from another dimension every time his fingers grace the keyboard.